Marvel Cinematic, "Wrong Person" (Tony+Clint)

[sincere]

What if Clint hadn't made a different call when he was tasked to kill the Black Widow? Well... Tony still needs a notary, doesn't he?
Inspired by the what-if prompt on fic_promptly, What if Clint hadn't made a different call? For some reason instead of anything involving Clint and Natasha, these alternate scenes from Iron Man 2 popped into my head.


.wrong person.
( Clinton Brown. I'm from Legal. )

Marvel Cinematic, "Sheltered" (Thor/Sif) - NSFW

[sincere]

Trapped in a storm, huddled together in a bedroll for warmth, Sif worries she might be so cold she wouldn't be able to move if something happened. Thor offers to warm her up.
Contains Thor/Sif. Contains the first 75% or so of sex. And it is technically sex in public. So, get your scandalized pearls ready to clutch! Or don't. Fills the "stranded / survival scenario" square on my hc_bingo card. And, hey, let's say the "in public" square of my kink_bingo card!


.sheltered.
( We will see who dies of cold weather when I hurl you out into the snow in your smallclothes. )