*rollrollroll*

Warnings: No purpose except cute. Vague not-really but-it's-Kay-after-all S/S. The camo bikini briefs do not make an appearance here -- I still haven't really forgiven Murata for those. Love for alarielle ♥

( Now available in Original or Original King! )

(alarielle drew things. ♥ )

( In which Lukas is preyed upon, thrice. )

I actually wrote this before finishing the full-length fic it was attached to (relevant section in italics).
How do you become enlightened? Well, according to all the movies I've seen, you have a crotchety mentor, who makes you do ridiculous things. Clearly this is the way to go.

( You say such interesting things. )

This is AU, so it's okay when I pull facts out of my ass. With that said, a few spoilers lurk in here for the storyline during/after fetching the fourth box, but most of what's dwelled upon is my own interpretation of current events. If you don't know that Wolfram is acting strangely, do not read this story.

This fic is 5% half-assed theory and 95% getting people together, or otherwise playing with them.

( How can you be a canon whore and write AU?! )